This from The Guardian:
They found drugs at his house. I guess he was peddling them as well.
Pedalling them as well, don’t you mean?
I guess that depends on the gear he was using.
How on earth did 2865 stolen bikes get reduced to “58 charges of theft, attempted theft, possession of stolen goods and possession of burglary tools”?
And for him to be the most prolific, I suppose they know who is the 2nd most? Or is that the more prolific?
And as for the awful puns, you lot can just get on yer bikes. Bunch of cyclepaths.
Maybe he was part of a gang, and he just happened to be the one who got saddled with the drugs when the police showed up.
Was he just the gang’s spokes-man?
That’s probably what he’ll say, but I doubt it will work out for him. I hope he can handle bars on his windows, or else he might have a brake down in prison.
Which will tyre him out.