An email has just been sent round our ecologists – one of those periodic attempts to organize communal storage in freezers. It included this little titbit (with my emphasis):
During this month all the stuff in the room 1303 should be labelled properly (*including possible carcasses*). Unlabelled stuff will be considered garbage and accordingly thrown away in the near future.
Well, as everyone is potentially a carcass, does this mean they’ll throw away anyone without a name tag?
If Mike stops posting in a couple of weeks time, we’ll know where to look or him – in the biodegradable bins, hopefully.