Over on Bioephemera, Jessica took some time out from her wrestling practice to eulogize over this advert, for a national Geographic programme that is on tonight in the US:
You know Jessica was enthused when she has to pull out with this:
Ok, now I’m re-envisioning LOTR as an extended metaphor for fertilization. Not good. Moving on. . .
Unfortunately, this prompted me to bastardize some poetry. Here’s the improved version:
One egg to rule them all, one egg to call them
One egg to find them all, and in the darkness bind them
In the land of Fallopius, where the shadows lie.
I would give it in the original, but I don’t know what is “egg” in the Black Speech of Mordor.
If anyone is going to watching the programme, could you live-tweet the experience so the rest of us can enjoy the fun later, please.
EDIT: Ooh! There’s a webpage for the programme, including a game: