Down with that incompetent, meddling, deceitful, self-aggrandizing, micro-managing slack-jawed Caledonian fool Gordon McBroon and his Legions of the Undead Existentially Challenged stooges, toadies, newt-fanciers, diversity compliance officers, mendacious sleazebags, chisellers, chippies, apparatchiks, political-correctness czars, Guardianistas and elephants hierophants sycophants. Burn Balls, Crucify Darling. Poke Hazel Blears in the eye and roast Dolores Umbridge Jacqui Smith over a slow fire of her own rank incompetence. Devolve Scotland somewhere remote in the Atlantic Ocean where it can sink under the weight of Alex Salmond’s self-importance. Down with them. Down with them all.
There. I feel better now.