Weigh In

Today at a weighing machine in Boots I tipped the scales at 19st 5lbs. This is a millstone milestone as it means I have lost half a stone – or, if it’s any easier, 59,236,456,552,232,271,872 electronvolts, sort of – if the pounds are expressed as pounds per foot, since my campaign began several weeks back. Or maybe half that, as I have two feet, simultaneously, at the same time and both together. There. Glad that’s cleared up. Closed Wednesdays.

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Cromercrox is a recovering palaeontologist, author and editor who lists his recreations as writing, beachcombing, playing hard rock organ, supporting Norwich City FC and falling asleep.
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4 Responses to Weigh In

  1. Amy Charles says:

    Hooray! With every 5-lb loss you will now receive Bernice:http://mtdh.ruralinstitute.umt.edu/images/Bernice.jpgBernice is holding a replica of 5 lbs of fat, product of the Anatomical Chart Company, a division of Wolters Kluwer.I would send you the actual replica, but they’re wicked expensive, and besides I can’t afford the shipping on Bernice.

  2. cromercrox says:

    Thanks Amy – it’s the thought that counts. I have looked down at my midriff and I can’t see anything missing, but then, I have a long way to go.

  3. tideliar says:

    Well done! Absolutely excellent news! Despite silence, I am following EotPS and your adventures with interest.

  4. cromercrox says:

    Thanks Tiddles, much appreciated. Tune in this weekend for some hot girl-on-girl action. We sure do know how to have a good time, here in Norfolk.