Fantasy football is a time waster pastime in which one is encouraged to invent teams and leagues comprising one’s own choice of teams, players and so on. I’m minded however, notwithstanding inasmuch as which, that the ‘fantasy’ element isn’t pushed nearly hard enough. To fulfill this gaping lacuna I have constructed the following leagues of finalists in my own World Fantasy Football Cup, 2010. I’m laying odds that Mordor will draw Hogwarts in the Final.
Ruritania, Oz, Mordor, The Hundred Aker Wood.
Neverland, Narnia, Lilliput, Hogwarts.
Atlantis, Forks WA, Ishmaelia, Mr McGregor’s Garden.
Innsmouth, The Shire, Treasure Island, The Accursed Plateau of Leng.
Lothlorien, Celephais, Archenland, The Garden of Forking Paths.
Heorot, Shangri-La, Kor, Taprobane.
Houyhnhms Land, The Country Of The Blind, The Library of Babel, Moominland.
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