OOFTUGs generously libated for captions that drag me even part of the way out of my customary post-solstitial anticlimax. As usual here is one to start you off: ‘Uncle Fred drowned in a vat of bourbon. It took ages, but he had to get out three times to pee’.
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... is a long way away from anywhere, and if I were you, I shouldn't start from here. By the time you get to the outskirts of Cromer, any distinctions between science, beachcombing, social commentary, writing and animal husbandry have started to blur. When the process is complete, you know you've arrived at the End Of The Pier Show. So, welcome. Find somewhere to park your unicycle. Pull up agirrafechair. Make yourself comfortable.-
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Billy Bearly-There stars in Waiting for Eggnog, the haunting play of a haunted bear and his German existential pencils as they wait forever for an unamed hostess, who never appears onstage but is really quite lovely, to top them off with eggnog.
Simply:
“Hurry, waiter! We’re nearly out of ice.”
The poor Uncle Fred realized that was not yet enough years of aging the bottle of Jack Daniel’s to be drank, as it is vital that the aged in white oak barrels for a long time.
Baloo’s bear necessities had changed over the years, and the other jungle residents were growing worried…
Henry is GOOFTUGS or OOFTUG, I’m confused.
“Budget hotel chain sacks mascot after late night incident…”
Liquor brand expanding their market to appeal to younger buyers, offering crayons and plush toys with any second order
“Je suis tombé dedans tout petit.”
Well, I think you are all marvellous. However, the award goes to Heather, because her entry was in a foreign language.
Merde, avoir su…..
Now now, Benoit, there’s no need for that.
“Do I want to get out to pee? Hell, no – I’m waiting for a damn refill!!”
So it’s YOU, Ed, who looks like Baby Bear.