This item kindly supplied by Dr J. R. of Canada Water.

I wonder if this Self Cleaning Restaurant (note absence of hyphen) has Alarmed Doors?
This item kindly supplied by Dr J. R. of Canada Water.

I wonder if this Self Cleaning Restaurant (note absence of hyphen) has Alarmed Doors?
Herewith Shall Be Emplaced the Roll of Honour in which Participants in this Blog are Judged to have made a Contribution that Transcends the Mere Ordinariness of the Merely Ordinary, and, Stepping Forward, receive the Order of the Unicycling Girrafe, and, this having been attained, shall join, in Perpetuity, Eternally and Forever, Whichever Lasts Longest, the Grand Order of the Unicycling Girrafe, and Shall Henceforth be Entitled to Style Themselves as GOOFTUG, Notwithstanding Inasmuch as Which, [Ahem, Clears Throat] ... er ... where was I?
* Dr H. E. of Toulouse, for an elegant caption entry in a Foreign Language.
* Dr R. W. of Toronto, for Much Silliness.
* Dr C. E. of Vancouver, ditto.
* Dr R. J. O'H of Frankfurt, for more of the same.
* Dr A. C. of Santiago de Chile, our Latin America Correspondent.
* Professor T. of North Wales.
* Dr R. P. G. of Rotherhithe, because he said he'd kill me if he wasn't included.
Spear Carriers, Choristers, Defiant Guinea-Pigs, Noises Off by Members of the Cast.
Matinee Wednesdays. Concessions available.

I want a self-cleaning house.
Not sure I’d frequent that one…
I still have nightmares about those self-cleaning public lavatories they have in some European cities. If you don’t get out in time, I think you get hosed down and bleached – at least, I’ve never seen any manual override inside them.
My Self is dirty. If I go there, will they clean it for me? Do they have a Self Washing Machine in the kitchen?