The Maison Des Girrafes Caption Competition #131

19 Responses to The Maison Des Girrafes Caption Competition #131

1. Thony Christie says:

   13 February 2011 at 21:49

   What are you waiting for? Open the bottle!

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2. Cath@VWXYNot? says:

   14 February 2011 at 04:22

   “Chateau? That’s “cat water” in French. You know where my bowl is”

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   • cromercrox says:

     14 February 2011 at 07:59

     *** larfs ***

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3. lin says:

   14 February 2011 at 13:20

   “As a catnaiseur I have to express my serious doubts about the screw cap, we, as catnaiseurs prefer corks”
   or
   felix domesticus meets dona dominga
   or
   “don’t you think my new friend and me look a lot alike, both black and tan, and purple hearted”

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4. Jenny says:

   14 February 2011 at 15:51

   “If I wait for several million more years, I might evolve an opposable thumb. Sounds like an extra-long nap is in order in the meantime.”

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5. Bob O'H says:

   14 February 2011 at 19:38

   “Next time buy some Cato Negro”

   “Quite frankly, I’d prefer a cheeseburger”

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6. Steve Caplan says:

   14 February 2011 at 22:37

   Cat Scan Detects Chileno Wine

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7. Steve Caplan says:

   14 February 2011 at 23:11

   Can’t resist one more…
   CATATONIC

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   • cromercrox says:

     15 February 2011 at 12:43

     Cat’n'Tonic?

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8. cromercrox says:

   16 February 2011 at 05:13

   My correspondent Mrs H. F. or Norfolk writes: “If only they hadn’t stuck me to this ice-cream tub, I might have made an attempt on that bottle”.

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9. John Gilbey says:

   16 February 2011 at 10:47

   If it was my cat it would be saying: “Feed me NOW or I’ll knock this bottle off the kitchen counter…”

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10. Mike says:

    17 February 2011 at 09:25

    Did you spill my pint?

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11. Bob O'H says:

    17 February 2011 at 09:44

    “Next time, unscrew the bottle, not me”

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12. alejandro says:

    17 February 2011 at 15:50

    “Doña Dominga y Yo, hacemos buena pareja eh!”

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13. Cromercrox says:

    17 February 2011 at 17:34

    Alejandro wins, on the grounds of authenticity and local knowledge.

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14. ricardipus says:

    17 February 2011 at 19:21

    ¿qué?

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15. cromercrox says:

    17 February 2011 at 19:52

    Alejandro’s comment translates roughly as ‘Doña Dominga and me – don’t we make a lovely couple?’ but this translation misses the elegance of the original.

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16. ken wilkinson says:

    22 February 2011 at 18:34

    “This Blind Date just isn`t working all my partner does is wine,wine,wine.”

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17. Puddleduck says:

    3 March 2011 at 14:51

    Where are all the staff when you need them?

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