The deeps really are yielding their secrets at the moment. First there was this. Then there was this. And today there was this.
Here is the whole thing, stem to stern – it’s about 30cm long.

The deeps really are yielding their secrets at the moment. First there was this. Then there was this. And today there was this.
Here is the whole thing, stem to stern – it’s about 30cm long.

Herewith Shall Be Emplaced the Roll of Honour in which Participants in this Blog are Judged to have made a Contribution that Transcends the Mere Ordinariness of the Merely Ordinary, and, Stepping Forward, receive the Order of the Unicycling Girrafe, and, this having been attained, shall join, in Perpetuity, Eternally and Forever, Whichever Lasts Longest, the Grand Order of the Unicycling Girrafe, and Shall Henceforth be Entitled to Style Themselves as GOOFTUG, Notwithstanding Inasmuch as Which, [Ahem, Clears Throat] ... er ... where was I?
* Dr H. E. of Toulouse, for an elegant caption entry in a Foreign Language.
* Dr R. W. of Toronto, for Much Silliness.
* Dr C. E. of Vancouver, ditto.
* Dr R. J. O'H of Frankfurt, for more of the same.
* Dr A. C. of Santiago de Chile, our Latin America Correspondent.
* Professor T. of North Wales.
* Dr R. P. G. of Rotherhithe, because he said he'd kill me if he wasn't included.
Spear Carriers, Choristers, Defiant Guinea-Pigs, Noises Off by Members of the Cast.
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Oh, that’s just Fred. Tell him I said hi.
Stumped. Best guess is some kind of Eelpout, but the fins don’t look right.
Is it a European conger eel? Bah, I know next to nothing about fishesssesss, precioussss.
But I do get to pick up two Pomeranian puppies on Sunday and bring them home. Squeee!
According to my field guide it’s either a conger or a regular European eel. The morphological differences are quite subtle, but on the whole I’d go for the second option, as it seems to be fully adult- and adult congers are (it sez ere) whoppers. Much bigger than this.
Cute pet alert? We must have pictures!!
Reading The Tin Drum put me off eels – not that I’d ever eaten them in the US, but I refused to even consider it while in the UK. Aren’t jellied eels some sort of Cockney culinary treat? I suspected that it might have been rhyming slang for something actually edible, like candied orange peels.
Pictures will be posted ASAP! I decided to give the puppies Japanese names, rather than any Tolkien-inspired names (my mom rejected LotR names as “too long and complicated”, but then she’s never read the books).
Damn, my guess of a flounder was wrong, then.