The Maison Des Girrafes Caption Competition #404

Captions invited. My own suggestion is ‘I think we’ve been stood up.’ Induction into the Grand Order of the Unicycling Girrafe (GOOFTUG) will follow any caption offered below that tickles the cockles.
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11 Responses to The Maison Des Girrafes Caption Competition #404

  1. Penny Gee says:

    TGIF

  2. John Gilbey says:

    “Maybe if we stay quiet, they won’t notice we’re here….”

  3. “No, I’m sure one of us is supposed to *sniff* the other’s bum…”

  4. chezjake says:

    “How much longer until the cat lets us get down?”

  5. rpg says:

    “What did I do wrong now?”

  6. John the Plumber says:

    Saffron winning hands down in the, ‘Who can eat their own back leg off first cos there’s nothing better to do,’ competition.

  7. John the Plumber says:

    So I need some 5-hydroxytriptamine?
    ‘No – just put more milk in your coffee.
    Is it right he’s back on form then?
    Yeah, he’s just forgotten where he put the leads.
    Mmm that figures.

  8. “Ok, *you* tell him we superglued our bums together?”

  9. Cath@VWXYNot? says:

    ““When you play a game of thrones, you win or you die. Or snuggle.”

    (Guess what I’m still obsessed with? Currently halfway through book 3).

  10. John the Plumber says:

    “Hey bro – the word on the street is that all foreigners speak English to each other when they’re on their own. – Is that cool or what?”
    “Yeh man.”

    I must stop inventing things for laid back dogs to say and get a life instead.

  11. Wesley Parish says:

    Obviously:

    “My unicycle’s got a flat tire and I’m bummed out … why did you bite it?”

    Alternatively:

    “One of us has got to fess up to the Bossman about getting the ticket for taking a pillion passenger on a unicycle.” “I’ll pass on that … I think …”

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