I have been deluged with this photograph from my friend Professor Trellis of North Wales.
‘I’ve become deeply disturbed by the way non-Newtonian physics is permeating everyday life,’ [Professor Trellis writes]
I purchased [the roasting tin] as a simple kitchen implement. Nothing fancy, just a passive device, as you might say. Then I saw the branding… It has 2 layers of Quantum 2 coating… Now. Does that mean that it does double the chance of being both either there or not-there? Or are the permutations of a higher order? What percentage chance will I have of finding it in the cupboard on any one occasion? I might have to ask a cosmologist. Then there is the anti-warp base. This REALLY worries me… Do the manufacturers think that there is a basic flaw in the framework of the space/time continuum that NEEDS to be protected against, even in kitchen utensils….? I think we ought to be told….
Answers, as ever, to the usual address: third park bench on the left, The Esplanade, Cromer.