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You’ll See Less Of Me In Future

This Friday I shall be in my prime. Hmmm. The Prime of Mr Cromercrox Of Cromer. That is to say, I shall be 47, which is a prime number. QED. But far from espousing hopless fascist causes – or, at … Continue reading

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Ideas For Making My Fortune #15

I’ve just come across a perfect eco-replacement for plaster filler. It’s a mixture of equal parts hamster food, hamster bedding, hamster pee and hamster poo. When mixed together and allowed to set, it’s practically impossible to shift. I could market … Continue reading

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Aftermyth of Creation

‘Given your recent conversion’, Dr N. G. of New York City, NY asks (rather cheekily, I thought), ‘care to share whether these are true?’ He referred to the Top Ten Atheist Myths, a screed disseminated by the American Atheists. Putting … Continue reading

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