{"id":277,"date":"2010-02-10T21:03:57","date_gmt":"2010-02-10T19:03:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/boboh\/2010\/02\/10\/whale_smack_up\/"},"modified":"2010-02-10T21:03:57","modified_gmt":"2010-02-10T19:03:57","slug":"whale_smack_up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/boboh\/2010\/02\/10\/whale_smack_up\/","title":{"rendered":"Whale smack-up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This &#8220;whale pwns bird&#8221; video has been making ripples in the Twitterverse:<\/p>\n<p>(Via <a href=\"http:\/\/deepseanews.com\/2010\/02\/whale-pwns-seabird\/\">the Deep Sea News crew<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nIt makes me think, though, imagine if the birds had to file a report to their Avian Medical Insurance company.  &#8220;We was flying along looking for somewhere to have a kip for the night, when all of a sudden, WHAM! I was walloped from below.  Some great stinkin&#8217; flipper came out an&#8217; whacked me&#8221;.<br \/>\nDuring questioning the whale denied knowledge of any involvement, but did admit to being in the area.  It denied breech of the peace (indeed it denied having done any kind of breeching in the last 3 months).  It was finally released on bail.<br \/>\nAnyone guess the identity of the bird?  We&#8217;ve narrowed it down a bit (hint: it&#8217;s not a chipping sparrow).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This &#8220;whale pwns bird&#8221; video has been making ripples in the Twitterverse: (Via the Deep Sea News crew)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/boboh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/boboh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/boboh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/boboh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/boboh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=277"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/boboh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/boboh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/boboh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/boboh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}