{"id":5505,"date":"2023-02-02T09:12:09","date_gmt":"2023-02-02T09:12:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/cromercrox\/?p=5505"},"modified":"2023-02-02T09:16:58","modified_gmt":"2023-02-02T09:16:58","slug":"the-very-hungry-pupperino","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/cromercrox\/2023\/02\/02\/the-very-hungry-pupperino\/","title":{"rendered":"The Very Hungry Pupperino"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Untitled\" href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/195807038@N08\/52663378233\/in\/dateposted-public\/\" data-flickr-embed=\"true\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/65535\/52663378233_e90a1b8b24_z.jpg\" alt=\"Untitled\" width=\"221\" height=\"295\" \/><\/a>On Monday, the Very Hungry Pupperino ate a sofa.<\/p>\n<p>On Tuesday, the Very Hungry Pupperino ate a set of six mahogany dining chairs.<\/p>\n<p>On Wednesday, the Very Hungry Pupperino ate a small semi-detached ex-Local-Authority house in Cromer, Norfolk.<\/p>\n<p>On Thursday, the Very Hungry Pupperino ate the award-winning Georgian market town of Holt, Norfolk.<\/p>\n<p>On Friday, the Very Hungry Pupperino ate 4,000 Holes in Blackburn, Lancashire.<\/p>\n<p>On Saturday, the Very Hungry Pupperino ate the Chernobyl nuclear power station and acquired remarkable superpowers.<\/p>\n<p>On Sunday, the Very Hungry Pupperino ate Vladimir Putin, and there was Much Rejoicing.<\/p>\n<p>On Monday, the Very Hungry Pupperino visited the vet who made her sick it all up again. After that she felt much better.<\/p>\n<p>(Picture by Denise Reynolds at Glaven Veterinary Practice, Holt. With apologies to Eric Carle&#8217;s <em>The Very Hungry Caterpillar<\/em>).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Monday, the Very Hungry Pupperino ate a sofa. On Tuesday, the Very Hungry Pupperino ate a set of six mahogany dining chairs. On Wednesday, the Very Hungry Pupperino ate a small semi-detached ex-Local-Authority house in Cromer, Norfolk. On Thursday, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/cromercrox\/2023\/02\/02\/the-very-hungry-pupperino\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,3,8],"tags":[2257],"class_list":["post-5505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apparitions","category-blog-norfolk","category-silliness","tag-the-very-hungry-caterpillar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/cromercrox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5505","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/cromercrox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/cromercrox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/cromercrox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/cromercrox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5505"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/cromercrox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5505\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/cromercrox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/cromercrox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/cromercrox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}