{"id":1478,"date":"2011-12-23T14:09:03","date_gmt":"2011-12-23T14:09:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/mindthegap\/?p=1478"},"modified":"2011-12-23T14:09:03","modified_gmt":"2011-12-23T14:09:03","slug":"in-which-we-are-the-last-man-standing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/mindthegap\/2011\/12\/23\/in-which-we-are-the-last-man-standing\/","title":{"rendered":"In which we are the last man standing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know it&#8217;s the last day before Christmas break when:<\/p>\n<p>1. All of the communal microscopes are free, so you can run lots of parallel experiments.<br \/>\n2. Whenever you enter a room or corridor, the automatic lights flicker on.<br \/>\n3. Plenty of the best cookies are still available in the common room.<br \/>\n4. You hear a lot of weird noises in the empty lab that you never noticed before.<br \/>\n5. The tissue culture incubator is almost completely devoid of dishes.<br \/>\n6. Every work email you send elicits an out-of-office reply.<br \/>\n7. The machine that never normally breaks down packs it in just as the person who knows how to fix it leaves until January.<br \/>\n8. Your boss is the only lab head still in the building, and you&#8217;re the only one he has to pester about experiments.<br \/>\n9. Point 8 slightly mitigated by brownie points gained.<br \/>\n10. You wonder whether you have the stamina to attend the last party of a week of parties.<\/p>\n<p>Happy holidays one and all!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know it&#8217;s the last day before Christmas break when: 1. All of the communal microscopes are free, so you can run lots of parallel experiments. 2. Whenever you enter a room or corridor, the automatic lights flicker on. 3. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/mindthegap\/2011\/12\/23\/in-which-we-are-the-last-man-standing\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-silliness","category-the-profession-of-science"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/mindthegap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/mindthegap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/mindthegap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/mindthegap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/mindthegap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1478"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/mindthegap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1478\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/mindthegap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/mindthegap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/mindthegap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}