{"id":390,"date":"2011-08-01T18:26:14","date_gmt":"2011-08-01T18:26:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/notranting\/?p=390"},"modified":"2011-08-01T21:41:02","modified_gmt":"2011-08-01T21:41:02","slug":"the-dread-day-dawns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/notranting\/2011\/08\/01\/the-dread-day-dawns\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dread Day Dawns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/notranting\/2011\/08\/01\/the-dread-day-dawns\/birthdaygoodies\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-426\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-426\" src=\"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/notranting\/files\/2011\/08\/BirthdayGoodies-300x248.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"248\" srcset=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/notranting\/files\/2011\/08\/BirthdayGoodies-300x248.jpg 300w, https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/notranting\/files\/2011\/08\/BirthdayGoodies-600x496.jpg 600w, https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/notranting\/files\/2011\/08\/BirthdayGoodies.jpg 928w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300\">As a few people over on Facebook have noticed, today is my birthday.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>And as a few people around here will have worked out from <a href=\"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/notranting\/2011\/07\/14\/not-much-more-than-a-decade-until-the-bus-pass\/\">an earlier post<\/a>, this birthday is Officially A Biggie (people tell me).<\/p>\n<p>It is also the only birthday that shares its digits-given-separately expression with <a href=\"http:\/\/onlineslangdictionary.com\/meaning-of\/five-oh\">an urban slang term for the police.<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0(That was especially for aficionados of the wonderful show <em><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Wire\">The Wire<\/a><\/em>, whose first series I got on DVD as one of my birthday presents).<\/p>\n<p>The above image, which sums up my feeling du jour nicely, came on a Birthday Card from my mother, who shares my taste for mordant humour.<\/p>\n<p>Now, as I said over on Fb, in my family we don&#8217;t really <em>do<\/em> Big Birthday Bash stuff after the age of forty. I seem to remember having four separate birthday celebrations for that one. But this time, it is going to be low key. A nostalgic curry later, and probably a slightly bigger bash with some of the extended family in a week or so&#8217;s time. And no-one is around at work at the moment, so the party there will have to wait for September&#8230; Think a bit of a dispensation is allowed at my age.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, I&#8217;ve had a nice quiet weekend leading up to my birthday &#8211; and been able to enjoy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/sport\/2011\/aug\/01\/england-india-second-test-day-four\">England winning at cricket<\/a> (second game in a row, yet). Some with birthdays this week haven&#8217;t been so lucky &#8211; like <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Barack_Obama\">that young whippersnapper The US Prez,<\/a> who has been spending the weeks leading up to <em>his<\/em> 50th this Thursday\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/world\/richard-adams-blog\/2011\/aug\/01\/debt-crisis-deal-obama-republicans\">battling to get a debt crisis deal.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>All things considered, I&#8217;d rather have my spot than his.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As a few people over on Facebook have noticed, today is my birthday. And as a few people around here will have worked out from an earlier post, this birthday is Officially A Biggie (people tell me). It is also &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/notranting\/2011\/08\/01\/the-dread-day-dawns\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,31,4,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-390","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-business","category-getting-old","category-grumbling","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/notranting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/390","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/notranting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/notranting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/notranting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/notranting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=390"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/notranting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/390\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/notranting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/notranting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/notranting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}