{"id":134,"date":"2008-05-23T12:32:19","date_gmt":"2008-05-23T12:32:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/2008\/05\/23\/im_not_a_pedant\/"},"modified":"2008-05-23T12:32:19","modified_gmt":"2008-05-23T12:32:19","slug":"im_not_a_pedant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/2008\/05\/23\/im_not_a_pedant\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m not a pedant&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; I just play one in real life.<\/p>\n<p>\nSo.  Out here in the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=boonies\">boonies<\/a> , surrounded by man-eating <a href=\"http:\/\/network.nature.com\/blogs\/user\/rpg\/2008\/03\/18\/its-a-jungle-out-there\">spiders<\/a> , spider-eating snakes, man-eating sharks and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.news.com.au\/dailytelegraph\/story\/0,22049,23745533-5001021,00.html\">shark-eating<\/a> crocs (shut up, Henry), an internet connection is a very good thing.<\/p>\n<p>\nFor one, it lets you <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/uk_news\/magazine\/4308034.stm\">scare<\/a> your relatives.<\/p>\n<p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.abc.net.au\/science\/scribblygum\/July2002\/img\/postie.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"344\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\nFor another, because the postmen are too terrified of the birdlife to do anything <a href=\"http:\/\/audrasaustralianadventures.blogspot.com\/2008\/05\/about-australia-post.html\">useful<\/a> it means that we have access to all the journals and stuff that people in more civilized (or at least, less convict-ridden) places take for granted.<\/p>\n<p>\nAnd when we don&#8217;t have online access to a journal, there is a rather splendid <em>Document Delivery Service<\/em> whereby one can fill in a form on the library website, after which the <del>obedient trolls<\/del><br \/>\nhighly-skilled librarians talk nicely to the people at the British Library and one finally (quite rapidly, actually \u2014 in about 3 days) receives a scanned photocopy (yes, I know) of the relevant article (in black and white, which makes my inner cell-biologist <a href=\"http:\/\/network.nature.com\/blogs\/user\/UE19877E8\/2008\/05\/22\/in-which-i-lose-control-of-my-vocabulary\">cry<\/a> but I&#8217;m not going to quibble over that.  Yet).<\/p>\n<p>\nBut the thing that made me bang my head against the table this morning was (remember that we are talking about a <em>library<\/em> here) the email containing the sentence<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nTo retrieve your document, go to [url]  and enter your email address as the login and the following <strong>PIN number<\/strong>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\nA personal PIN number, presumably.  Like the sort you might use in the automated ATM machines.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; I just play one in real life. So. Out here in the boonies , surrounded by man-eating spiders , spider-eating snakes, man-eating sharks and shark-eating crocs (shut up, Henry), an internet connection is a very good thing. For one, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/2008\/05\/23\/im_not_a_pedant\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=134"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}