{"id":1387,"date":"2018-12-23T17:46:51","date_gmt":"2018-12-23T17:46:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/?p=1387"},"modified":"2018-12-23T17:46:51","modified_gmt":"2018-12-23T17:46:51","slug":"there-are-worse-things-i-could-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/2018\/12\/23\/there-are-worse-things-i-could-do\/","title":{"rendered":"There are worse things I could do"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/files\/2018\/12\/salmon.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1388\" src=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/files\/2018\/12\/salmon.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/files\/2018\/12\/salmon.jpg 850w, https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/files\/2018\/12\/salmon-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/files\/2018\/12\/salmon-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nHastily snapped this, as we went into the shop. But to be clear, the mystery shopper wanted the same number of fillets as en croute. Perhaps they were having coeliacs around?<\/p>\n<p>An engineer&#8217;s or a computer programmer&#8217;s brain behind this list, I fancy. Or perhaps ex-military. Eggs, large*. Vanish, small. Tea, milk two sugars. I&#8217;m assuming the tin (large; cut) is bread. Pur\u00e9e, accent (approval). <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m hesitant to forgive the &#8216;water&#8217; though. Come on. This is England, and plastic is overrated. Won&#8217;t somebody please think of the oceans.<\/p>\n<p>*But a strange inconsistency\u2014I would have expected &#8216;Eggs, large, 6&#8217;.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hastily snapped this, as we went into the shop. But to be clear, the mystery shopper wanted the same number of fillets as en croute. Perhaps they were having coeliacs around? An engineer&#8217;s or a computer programmer&#8217;s brain behind this &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/2018\/12\/23\/there-are-worse-things-i-could-do\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[359],"tags":[371,373,370,372],"class_list":["post-1387","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shopping-lists","tag-accents","tag-plastic","tag-salmon","tag-water"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1387","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1387"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1387\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}