{"id":1592,"date":"2024-03-03T22:07:54","date_gmt":"2024-03-03T22:07:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/?p=1592"},"modified":"2024-03-03T22:09:23","modified_gmt":"2024-03-03T22:09:23","slug":"take-five","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/2024\/03\/03\/take-five\/","title":{"rendered":"Take Five"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2018s a crazy mixed up world, and the <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/2024\/01\/09\/waiting-for-the-miracle\/\">snowdrops were early<\/a> and then the daffs were late but now there\u2018s tulips, tulips I tell you, showing their red little faces among the hyacinths and the daffs at the Gillingham roundabout.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2018s probably something to do with climate change and <em>technically<\/em> being in an ice age but who knows? Life still, fortunately, goes on, and our hens have woken up to the fact it\u2018s 2024. First Iris (<a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/2024\/01\/21\/shelter-from-the-storm\/\">a while ago<\/a>, now) and then Arty and Athena, and finally, today, <a href=\"https:\/\/magirism.org\/bronte-estate\/birds-and-the-bees\/\">Rhea<\/a> lays a misshapen but ever-so-welcome little blue-green egg and suddenly I\u2018m going to have to start selling eggs to the neighbours again.<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 650px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a title=\"Eggs\" href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/pommiebastards\/53566142584\/in\/dateposted-public\/\" data-flickr-embed=\"true\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/65535\/53566142584_bc8f149ef3_z.jpg\" alt=\"Eggs\" width=\"640\" height=\"431\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Eggsellent work, ladies.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Nike, of course, is wondering what all the fuss is about.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2018s a crazy mixed up world, and the snowdrops were early and then the daffs were late but now there\u2018s tulips, tulips I tell you, showing their red little faces among the hyacinths and the daffs at the Gillingham roundabout. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/2024\/03\/03\/take-five\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[405,408],"class_list":["post-1592","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wibbling","tag-15minutepost","tag-hens"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1592","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1592"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1592\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}