{"id":1723,"date":"2024-10-20T16:10:23","date_gmt":"2024-10-20T15:10:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/?p=1723"},"modified":"2024-10-20T16:10:23","modified_gmt":"2024-10-20T15:10:23","slug":"its-only-natural","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/2024\/10\/20\/its-only-natural\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Only Natural"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My daughter got married a couple of weeks ago.<\/p>\n<p>Read that again.<\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/2013\/10\/02\/joshua-fit-the-battle-of-jericho\/\">Elder<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/2007\/12\/11\/we_are_the_champions\/\">Pawn<\/a> got married.<\/p>\n<p>It was one of those glorious days we often get at the end of September, with the sun low in the sky and the photographer crawling over bridges and under hedges to get the best light.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/pommiebastards\/54079425197\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/65535\/54079425197_c49fc010fb_z.jpg\" alt=\"cousins\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We showed up in style (I think so, anyway), and my speech went over well. At least four drunk Scotsmen told me how much they liked it, and they should know.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/pommiebastards\/54080760610\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/65535\/54080760610_f62a804d91_z.jpg\" alt=\"us\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Waiting for the pictures from the photographer so you can see me with my Claymore.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah. That was a thing. A joyous thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My daughter got married a couple of weeks ago. Read that again. The Elder Pawn got married. It was one of those glorious days we often get at the end of September, with the sun low in the sky and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/2024\/10\/20\/its-only-natural\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35,417],"tags":[405,451,450,95,449,448],"class_list":["post-1723","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-me","category-offspring","tag-15minutepost","tag-fun","tag-kilts","tag-pawns","tag-swords","tag-wedding"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1723","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1723"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1723\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}