{"id":263,"date":"2009-05-23T07:38:50","date_gmt":"2009-05-23T07:38:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/2009\/05\/23\/on_saturday_morning\/"},"modified":"2009-05-23T07:38:50","modified_gmt":"2009-05-23T07:38:50","slug":"on_saturday_morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/2009\/05\/23\/on_saturday_morning\/","title":{"rendered":"On Saturday morning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Grey light &#8212; and probably a crazy blackbird &#8212; woke me this morning, unable to breathe through my <a href=\"http:\/\/network.nature.com\/people\/rpg\/blog\/2009\/05\/19\/on-neuroscience\">nose<\/a>. I made myself a mug of Earl Grey (black, couldn&#8217;t be bothered looking for lemons) and went back to bed, to doze fitfully, dreaming of missing brothers and daisy chain bracelets.<\/p>\n<p>\nWith sunshine streaming in, sky broken by a single contrail, I was rudely forced out of bed to make coffee. I know there&#8217;s a party this evening, but all I wanted was another five minutes with the cool side of the pillow.<\/p>\n<p>\nCoffee pot on, checked email. A message from <a href=\"http:\/\/network.nature.com\/people\/mfenner\/blog\">Martin<\/a> about <a href=\"http:\/\/friendfeed.com\/solondon\">Friendfeed<\/a> rooms for an up-coming <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/aIGBp\">event<\/a>. I considered telling him to check the conversation with <a href=\"http:\/\/petrona.typepad.com\/\">Maxine<\/a> and Corie, and opened Friendfeed.<\/p>\n<p>\nImagine my state of mind when I was <em>greeted<\/em> by this:<\/p>\n<p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/rg-d.com\/nature\/erection.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1142\" height=\"801\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\nI think I <em>need<\/em> that coffee. Or at least a stiff (shut up) drink.<\/p>\n<p>\n(<a href=\"http:\/\/cromercrox.blogspot.com\/2009\/05\/hot-girl-on-girl-action.html\">Explanation<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grey light &#8212; and probably a crazy blackbird &#8212; woke me this morning, unable to breathe through my nose. I made myself a mug of Earl Grey (black, couldn&#8217;t be bothered looking for lemons) and went back to bed, to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/2009\/05\/23\/on_saturday_morning\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=263"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}