{"id":425,"date":"2008-11-09T01:21:11","date_gmt":"2008-11-09T01:21:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/2008\/11\/09\/career_opportunities\/"},"modified":"2008-11-09T01:21:11","modified_gmt":"2008-11-09T01:21:11","slug":"career_opportunities","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/2008\/11\/09\/career_opportunities\/","title":{"rendered":"Career Opportunities"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Everybody&#8217;s at it.<\/p>\n<p>\nEverybody seems to want to sex up the appeal of their career, to attract BYTs to come and do what they&#8217;re doing, even if it might be <a href=\"http:\/\/network.nature.com\/people\/UE19877E8\/blog\/2008\/09\/11\/in-which-the-mythical-scientist-shortage-comes-under-scrutiny\">counter-productive<\/a>. Scientists are as guilty as anyone else (and I know a certain <em>NN<\/em>-er actually once said &#8216;scientists are sexy&#8217; in a crowded room. The horror). Different vocations have, obviously, different aspects, and recruiters play on the ones that they might think would be appealing to the &#8216;right stuff&#8217;, while <a href=\"http:\/\/www.timesonline.co.uk\/tol\/news\/uk\/article3142491.ece\">downplaying<\/a> the not so pleasant duties.<\/p>\n<p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.usyd.edu.au\/labrats\/nature\/basra.jpg\" alt=\"Active duty in Basra\" width=\"288\" height=\"218\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Grim Reality<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\nI see the <del>Army<\/del> <del>Navy<\/del> knuckleheads are at it, again. This weekend, the Royal Marine Commandos (who, before they start looking for me, I have to admit are the toughest bunch of bastards you could ever hope to have on your side) will be at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.royalnavy.mod.uk\/server\/show\/ConWebDoc.14130\/changeNav\/6568\">cinemas<\/a> across the UK, laying down the &#8216;&#8221;Bergen Challenge&#8221;:http:\/\/www.mod.uk\/DefenceInternet\/DefenceNews\/PeopleInDefence\/VideoMarinesToChallengePublicAtASilverScreenNearYou.htm&#8217;, in which you have to (try to) carry one of the sixty pound rucksacks the boys in the green berets take with them everywhere (it&#8217;s pretty rough in down-town Portsmouth, I hear).<\/p>\n<p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.royalnavy.mod.uk\/upload\/img\/marines2_20081104220817.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"426\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Publicity shot<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\nAnd\u2014<\/p>\n<p>\nWell, you&#8217;re all way ahead of me already, aren&#8217;t you?<\/p>\n<p>\nWhat about the &#8216;Gilson Challenge&#8217;? Or the &#8216;Pipette-tip Racking Challenge?&#8217; The &#8216;How Many Colonies Can You Get Out of a Single Aliquot of Competent Cells Challenge?&#8217; The &#8216;Who&#8217;s The Fastest Crystallographer?&#8217; race.<\/p>\n<p>\nI&#8217;m sure you can think of more.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everybody&#8217;s at it. Everybody seems to want to sex up the appeal of their career, to attract BYTs to come and do what they&#8217;re doing, even if it might be counter-productive. Scientists are as guilty as anyone else (and I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/2008\/11\/09\/career_opportunities\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-425","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/425","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=425"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/425\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}