I asked someone to send me a brief CV in relation to something I was doing for the day job. They took me at my word, and sent this haiku:<\/p>\n
\nI sit on my butt
\nHiding from controversy
\nDispensing wisdom\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
So this perp is evidently some kind of administrator. But some of you have much more exciting jobs, and now it’s your turn–please, let me have your job description in haiku, limerick form or rhyming couplets. And to make it interesting, I’ll buy a pint or two–or another, equally appetizing prize–for what I deem to be the best.<\/p>\n
Go to it!<\/p>\n
[UPDATE 13082011] I’ve decided to raise the stakes. A signed copy of Jenny’s book (either\/or) is now on offer for the very best, and there may be runners-up prizes too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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