{"id":857,"date":"2011-12-25T10:00:42","date_gmt":"2011-12-25T10:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/?p=857"},"modified":"2011-12-23T16:25:11","modified_gmt":"2011-12-23T16:25:11","slug":"the-twelve-days-of-a-lab-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/2011\/12\/25\/the-twelve-days-of-a-lab-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"The Twelve Days of (a Lab) Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me<\/p>\n<p>\tA postdoc with her own grant.<\/p>\n<p>On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me<\/p>\n<p>\tTwo PhDs,<br \/>\n\tand a postdoc with her own grant.<\/p>\n<p>On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me<\/p>\n<p>\tThree <em>Nature<\/em> papers;<br \/>\n\tTwo PhDs,<br \/>\n\tand a postdoc with her own grant.<\/p>\n<p>On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me<\/p>\n<p>\tFour antibodies;<br \/>\n\tThree <em>Nature<\/em> papers;<br \/>\n\tTwo PhDs,<br \/>\n\tand a postdoc with her own grant.<\/p>\n<p>On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me<\/p>\n<p>\tFIVE CLONING RINGS;<br \/>\n\tFour antibodies;<br \/>\n\tThree <em>Nature<\/em> papers;<br \/>\n\tTwo PhDs,<br \/>\n\tand a postdoc with her own grant.<\/p>\n<p>On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me<\/p>\n<p>\tSix cultures shaking;<br \/>\n\tFIVE CLONING RINGS;<br \/>\n\tFour antibodies;<br \/>\n\tThree <em>Nature<\/em> papers;<br \/>\n\tTwo PhDs,<br \/>\n\tand a postdoc with her own grant.<\/p>\n<p>On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me<\/p>\n<p>\tSeven cells dividing;<br \/>\n\tSix cultures shaking;<br \/>\n\tFIVE CLONING RINGS;<br \/>\n\tFour antibodies;<br \/>\n\tThree <em>Nature<\/em> papers;<br \/>\n\tTwo PhDs,<br \/>\n\tand a postdoc with her own grant.\t<\/p>\n<p>On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me<\/p>\n<p>\tEight gels a-running;<br \/>\n\tSeven cells dividing;<br \/>\n\tSix cultures shaking;<br \/>\n\tFIVE CLONING RINGS;<br \/>\n\tFour antibodies;<br \/>\n\tThree <em>Nature<\/em> papers;<br \/>\n\tTwo PhDs,<br \/>\n\tand a postdoc with her own grant.\t<\/p>\n<p>On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me<\/p>\n<p>\tNine &#8216;scopes a-scanning;<br \/>\n\tEight gels a-running;<br \/>\n\tSeven cells dividing;<br \/>\n\tSix cultures shaking;<br \/>\n\tFIVE CLONING RINGS;<br \/>\n\tFour antibodies;<br \/>\n\tThree <em>Nature<\/em> papers;<br \/>\n\tTwo PhDs,<br \/>\n\tand a postdoc with her own grant.<\/p>\n<p>On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me<\/p>\n<p>\tTen enzymes chomping;<br \/>\n\tNine &#8216;scopes a-scanning;<br \/>\n\tEight gels a-running;<br \/>\n\tSeven cells dividing;<br \/>\n\tSix cultures shaking;<br \/>\n\tFIVE CLONING RINGS;<br \/>\n\tFour antibodies;<br \/>\n\tThree <em>Nature<\/em> papers;<br \/>\n\tTwo PhDs,<br \/>\n\tand a postdoc with her own grant.\t<\/p>\n<p>On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me<\/p>\n<p>\tEleven Westerns blotting;<br \/>\n\tTen enzymes chomping;<br \/>\n\tNine &#8216;scopes a-scanning;<br \/>\n\tEight gels a-running;<br \/>\n\tSeven cells dividing;<br \/>\n\tSix cultures shaking;<br \/>\n\tFIVE CLONING RINGS;<br \/>\n\tFour antibodies;<br \/>\n\tThree <em>Nature<\/em> papers;<br \/>\n\tTwo PhDs,<br \/>\n\tand a postdoc with her own grant.\t<\/p>\n<p>On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\tTwelve thermals cycling;<br \/>\n\tEleven Westerns blotting;<br \/>\n\tTen enzymes chomping;<br \/>\n\tNine &#8216;scopes a-scanning;<br \/>\n\tEight gels a-running;<br \/>\n\tSeven cells dividing;<br \/>\n\tSix cultures shaking;<br \/>\n\tFIVE CLONING RINGS;<br \/>\n\tFour antibodies;<br \/>\n\tThree <em>Nature<\/em> papers;<br \/>\n\tTwo PhDs,<br \/>\n\tand a postdoc with her own grant.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>A merry Christmas to you all!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me A postdoc with her own grant. On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me Two PhDs, and a postdoc with her own grant. 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