{"id":98,"date":"2008-04-05T06:31:53","date_gmt":"2008-04-05T06:31:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/2008\/04\/05\/human_firmware_upgrade\/"},"modified":"2008-04-05T06:31:53","modified_gmt":"2008-04-05T06:31:53","slug":"human_firmware_upgrade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/2008\/04\/05\/human_firmware_upgrade\/","title":{"rendered":"Human Firmware upgrade"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/globalnerdy.com\/2007\/06\/21\/the-world-needs-more-dialog-boxes-like-this\/\">This<\/a> patch must be applied to all <em>H. sapiens<\/em> version 1.0 immediately.<\/p>\n<p>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/globalnerdy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/06\/aegisub-comic-sans-dialog-box.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This patch must be applied to all H. sapiens version 1.0 immediately.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-98","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=98"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=98"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=98"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/rpg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=98"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}