{"id":2038,"date":"2012-12-30T12:38:55","date_gmt":"2012-12-30T18:38:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/stevecaplan\/?p=2038"},"modified":"2012-12-30T12:38:55","modified_gmt":"2012-12-30T18:38:55","slug":"legacy-2012","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/stevecaplan\/2012\/12\/30\/legacy-2012\/","title":{"rendered":"Legacy 2012"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Having just read <a href=\"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/scurry\/2012\/12\/30\/year\/\" target=\"_blank\">poor Stephen&#8217;s &#8220;Year&#8221;<\/a> I must admit that since Wed. I am not faring any better. My lymph nodes feel like coconuts, and my head feels as though someone keeps inflating balloons under my skin. I had hoped to use this respite&#8211;this quiet time between Christmas and the New Year&#8211;to catch up on writing papers, grants, and other obligations.<\/p>\n<p>I had also intended to jump-start my third Lab Lit novel (tentatively titled: &#8220;<strong><em>Let My People Go<\/em><\/strong>&#8220;&#8211;about a student whose mentor does not want her to graduate yet)&#8211;and at least have had enough strength to get those matters moving.<\/p>\n<p>In the spirit of another year about to pass, and <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/stevecaplan\/2011\/12\/09\/and-so-say-all-of-us-and-so-say-all\/\" target=\"_blank\">the silly 1st year Blogiversary that I hastily put together last year<\/a>, I thought I&#8217;d try to lighten things up a bit. So here goes:<\/p>\n<p>Feeling as I do right now, Mayan calendar notwithstanding, I thought that I had better straighten out my legacy to Occam&#8217;s Typewriter. Should I succumb to the beastly virions that plague my innards, here is what I leave for everyone:<\/p>\n<p>To<em> Richard Wintle<\/em>: My Pentax K1000 camera and a lifetime supply of AGFA film.<\/p>\n<p>To <em>Athene Donald<\/em>: My axe&#8211;so you can continue to smash glass ceilings for gender disparity.<\/p>\n<p>To <em>Erika Cule<\/em>: A copy of my Ph.D. thesis. In Hebrew.<\/p>\n<p><em>KristiV<\/em>: My lovely undergraduate zoology drawings that were jolly entertainment for my entire class.<\/p>\n<p><em>Richard P. Grant<\/em>: My old defunct BlackBerry.<\/p>\n<p><em>Bob O&#8217;Hara<\/em>: No cats, but you can have my daughter&#8217;s guinea pig.<\/p>\n<p><em>Sylvia McLain<\/em>: My favorite 3 liter box of red wine so you can fill the glass in your profile picture.<\/p>\n<p><em>Jenny Rohn<\/em>: My 2013 Journal of Cell Science calendar and some Paas dyes.<\/p>\n<p><em>Austin Elliott<\/em>: My Polar Bear Tournament 1st place reserve chess trophy.<\/p>\n<p><em>Stephen Curry<\/em>: A list of all the manuscripts I&#8217;m handling for the PLoS One open access journal.<\/p>\n<p><em>Steffi Suhr<\/em>: My snowblower, in case you go back to the Antarctic.<\/p>\n<p><em>Cromercrox<\/em>: You can share my BlackBerry with RPG, or perhaps he&#8217;ll give you the battery.<\/p>\n<p><em>Frank Norman<\/em>: A laminated copy of my Omaha Public Library card.<\/p>\n<p><em>Cath Ennis<\/em>:\u00a0 My postcard with a beautiful picture of Manitoba&#8217;s provincial bird: the mosquito.<\/p>\n<p>HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Having just read poor Stephen&#8217;s &#8220;Year&#8221; I must admit that since Wed. I am not faring any better. My lymph nodes feel like coconuts, and my head feels as though someone keeps inflating balloons under my skin. I had hoped &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/stevecaplan\/2012\/12\/30\/legacy-2012\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":35,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[81,1],"tags":[814,815,811,812,83,813],"class_list":["post-2038","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-uncategorized","tag-cold","tag-legacy","tag-more-silliness","tag-new-year","tag-silliness","tag-virus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/stevecaplan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2038","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/stevecaplan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/stevecaplan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/stevecaplan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/35"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/stevecaplan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2038"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/stevecaplan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2038\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/stevecaplan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2038"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/stevecaplan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2038"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/stevecaplan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2038"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}