{"id":2257,"date":"2013-08-06T21:21:38","date_gmt":"2013-08-07T02:21:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/stevecaplan\/?p=2257"},"modified":"2013-08-06T21:21:38","modified_gmt":"2013-08-07T02:21:38","slug":"and-i-thought-scientists-were-smart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/stevecaplan\/2013\/08\/06\/and-i-thought-scientists-were-smart\/","title":{"rendered":"And I thought scientists were smart&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t get it. Really. I just don&#8217;t understand. Early this morning, when the first of the 90-odd emails bounced into my inbox, I looked again with disbelief. Yes. Sorry. It&#8217;s <span style=\"color: #ff0000\">OMICS<\/span> again&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Here it is:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small\"><span style=\"color: #339966\">Dear Dr. Caplan,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #339966\"> You have been invited to submit a paper for Journal Of Drug Metabolism &amp; Toxicology.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #339966\"> I would be grateful if you would submit a paper for an upcoming issue on &#8220;Molecular Mechanisms of Apoptosis and Signalling Pathways&#8221;.\u00a0 <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #339966\"> To submit your article, please go to <a href=\"https:\/\/secure.unmc.edu\/owa\/,DanaInfo=owa.unmc.edu,SSL+redir.aspx?C=wMe-_mPgqE-SFn516YQnv1hwmNmnZtAIszZdsbLsfS_Yf-HUNPOrDbUCqb8yz5ywZgm70a2NQSY.&amp;URL=http%3a%2f%2fpharma.edmgr.com%2f\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"color: #339966\">http:\/\/pharma.edmgr.com\/<\/span><\/a>. Your User Name is XXX-YYY and your password: XXX-ZZZ.\u00a0 <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #339966\"> Please respond to this invitation by 15 Aug 2013.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #339966\"> If possible, I would appreciate receiving your submission by 29 August, 2013. You may submit your paper online at the above URL.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #339966\"> We plan to publish your paper, along with others that we receive in the Aug 30, 2013 issue of the journal.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #339966\"> Benefits of the special issue<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #339966\"> Contributors\/authors: On special consideration, processing fee for special issue articles: $919<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #339966\"> <a href=\"https:\/\/secure.unmc.edu\/owa\/,DanaInfo=owa.unmc.edu,SSL+redir.aspx?C=wMe-_mPgqE-SFn516YQnv1hwmNmnZtAIszZdsbLsfS_Yf-HUNPOrDbUCqb8yz5ywZgm70a2NQSY.&amp;URL=http%3a%2f%2fwww.editorialmanager.com%2fpharma%2f\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"color: #339966\">http:\/\/www.editorialmanager.com\/pharma\/<\/span><\/a> or editor.jdmt@omicsonline.org<\/span><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p>I <strong><em>THOUGHT<\/em><\/strong> scientists were an elite group&#8211;and generally smart. That&#8217;s why this just doesn&#8217;t make sense.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s start with the fact that I don&#8217;t do any work on drug metabolism and toxicology. Never have, and likely never will. I&#8217;ve also never published anything on APOPTOSIS. So why the hell would anyone possibly think to invite me to write a paper on the subject? With a deadline 3 weeks away. And with a &#8220;<em>SPECIAL<\/em>&#8221; processing fee of only $919. Lovely.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, so I&#8217;m not naive. And I also know that I&#8217;m not an expert or even well versed scientist in the realm of apoptosis or drug metabolism or toxicology. So that makes this a scam. Pure and simple. A way to try and get money off an unsuspecting scientific mark. But what bothers is is that I&#8217;ve written about this OMICS company and their scams at least a year ago. This means that if they are continuing to advertise their scams and search for marks, then it must be working. And if it&#8217;s working, then what does that say about some of our scientist colleagues out there in the blogosphere *shudders*.<\/p>\n<p>___________________________________________________________<\/p>\n<p>And a quick update on Ginger! I am completely in love with this dog. Smitten. Separation anxiety. The whole bit. She&#8217;s well acclimatized, listens to commands (occasionally obeys, too, when it suits her) and spends a great deal of time grooming me with licks to any exposed part of my body. Preferably face and neck. She whined\/cried a little (for me&#8211;sleeping in my son&#8217;s room) the first night, but in successive nights she has snored her way through with no complaints. What can I say? It&#8217;s been too long without a dog!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/60661816@N02\/9453584075\/\" title=\"resting by scaplan1, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.staticflickr.com\/5325\/9453584075_e37b86a20e.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" alt=\"resting\"><\/a><br \/>\nSymbiosis: I&#8217;m a pillow and Ginger keeps me warm.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t get it. Really. I just don&#8217;t understand. Early this morning, when the first of the 90-odd emails bounced into my inbox, I looked again with disbelief. Yes. Sorry. It&#8217;s OMICS again&#8230; Here it is: Dear Dr. Caplan, You &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/stevecaplan\/2013\/08\/06\/and-i-thought-scientists-were-smart\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":35,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[91,50],"tags":[305,897,906,907,909,36,910,895,908],"class_list":["post-2257","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-research","category-science","tag-dogs","tag-labrador","tag-love","tag-omics","tag-scams","tag-scientists","tag-smart","tag-vizsla","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/stevecaplan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2257","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/stevecaplan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/stevecaplan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/stevecaplan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/35"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/stevecaplan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2257"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/stevecaplan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2257\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/stevecaplan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/stevecaplan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/stevecaplan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}