{"id":102,"date":"2007-12-31T19:38:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-31T19:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2007\/12\/31\/you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me\/"},"modified":"2007-12-31T19:38:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-31T19:38:00","slug":"you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2007\/12\/31\/you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me\/","title":{"rendered":"You have got to be kidding me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Having survived my first ski day of the year with nothing worse to report than sore muscles and a bent credit card*, I limped from my office up to the nearby mall to forage for food today.<\/p>\n<p>They have Valentine&#8217;s Day goods on display.<\/p>\n<p>I prefer to take my celebrations one at a time, so have a very <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Hogmanay\">Happy Hogmanay <\/a>wherever you may be! May your first-foot be tall, dark and handsome, or whichever combination you prefer.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:85%\">*no matter which pocket I put something in for safe-keeping, I am guaranteed to fall on it. It could be worse, 2 years ago I broke my phone beyond all chance of repair.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Having survived my first ski day of the year with nothing worse to report than sore muscles and a bent credit card*, I limped from my office up to the nearby mall to forage for food today. They have Valentine&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2007\/12\/31\/you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,20,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","category-rants","category-snow"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=102"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}