{"id":108,"date":"2008-01-11T15:10:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-11T15:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2008\/01\/11\/its-embarrassing-when\/"},"modified":"2008-01-11T15:10:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-11T15:10:00","slug":"its-embarrassing-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2008\/01\/11\/its-embarrassing-when\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s embarrassing when&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;your New Year&#8217;s Eve party was so successful that you filled your recycling bin with empties the first week and still have tons left. And now you have to put your bin out on January 11th full of empty vodka, whisky, whiskey (yes, they&#8217;re different) and champagne bottles when everyone else is deep into their puritanical resolutions and empty juice containers.<\/p>\n<p>There are still enough empties left for another couple of weeks or so, but thankfully we&#8217;re down to just the beer bottles, which don&#8217;t look quite so incriminating at this time of year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;your New Year&#8217;s Eve party was so successful that you filled your recycling bin with empties the first week and still have tons left. And now you have to put your bin out on January 11th full of empty vodka, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2008\/01\/11\/its-embarrassing-when\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drunkenness","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=108"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}