{"id":1200,"date":"2011-06-25T00:33:01","date_gmt":"2011-06-25T00:33:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/?p=1200"},"modified":"2011-06-25T00:33:01","modified_gmt":"2011-06-25T00:33:01","slug":"waiting-for-my-congratulatory-telegram-from-the-queen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2011\/06\/25\/waiting-for-my-congratulatory-telegram-from-the-queen\/","title":{"rendered":"Waiting for my congratulatory telegram from the Queen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I realised recently that I&#8217;ve:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>lived in our current house for five years, which is longer than I&#8217;ve lived anywhere since I left my parents&#8217; house (previous record: two years and two months in a shared flat in Glasgow during my PhD);<\/li>\n<li>been in my current job for almost four years, which is longer than I&#8217;ve had any other job (previous record: three years and four months as a postdoc in a different department in the same building);<\/li>\n<li>been with Mr E Man for over eight years, which is longer than any of my other romantic relationships (previous record: two and a half years, but that was an outlier).<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Am I&#8230; a <em>grownup<\/em>, now, then?<\/p>\n<p>Huh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I realised recently that I&#8217;ve: lived in our current house for five years, which is longer than I&#8217;ve lived anywhere since I left my parents&#8217; house (previous record: two years and two months in a shared flat in Glasgow during &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2011\/06\/25\/waiting-for-my-congratulatory-telegram-from-the-queen\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,19,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1200","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-career","category-personal","category-silliness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1200","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1200"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1200\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}