{"id":122,"date":"2008-02-05T14:36:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-05T14:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2008\/02\/05\/holy-penne-batman\/"},"modified":"2008-02-05T14:36:00","modified_gmt":"2008-02-05T14:36:00","slug":"holy-penne-batman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2008\/02\/05\/holy-penne-batman\/","title":{"rendered":"Holy Penne, Batman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I accidentally bought religious pasta this week &#8211; and I&#8217;m not talking about the flying spaghetti monster.<\/p>\n<p>Looking for wholewheat pasta, I came across some penne made from &#8220;freshly sprouted, certified organically grown whole grains, legumes, and seeds&#8221; and thought, fair enough. It was quite tasty actually, if a bit overpriced.<\/p>\n<p>But while I was cooking it last night, I read the box in more detail. First of all, it&#8217;s called Ezekiel 4:9 Penne, which I suppose I should have realised is not a normal name for a pasta product. The box also has the following text, that I assume relates to the name (this is not the kind of house that has a bible at hand for easy reference):<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic\"><\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-style: italic\">As described in the Holy Scriptures: <\/span>&#8220;Take also unto thee Wheat and Barley and Beans and Lentils and Millet and Spelt and put them in one vessel and make bread of it&#8230;&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Funny stuff! I wonder if the bible says anything about adding sausages, onion, garlic, mushrooms, zucchini and a jar of pasta sauce (which was secular, as far as I can tell).<\/p>\n<p>The company&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foodforlife.com\/index.html\">website<\/a> doesn&#8217;t have any overt religious references, just a couple of animated doves, a guarantee that their products are Kosher, and one line saying that the recipe for the penne was inspired by Scripture. (There&#8217;s a Genesis 1:29 bread too).<\/p>\n<p>I tend to be in favour of the separation of church and dinner, but this stuff was quite tasty. I&#8217;m just going to have to start taking books into the kitchen so I&#8217;ve got something else to read while I&#8217;m cooking it.<br \/>______<\/p>\n<p>Like this? <a href=\"http:\/\/vwxynot.blogspot.com\/2008\/02\/downside-of-religious-marketing.html\">Check out<\/a> the &#8220;get tight with Christ&#8221; hand cream&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I accidentally bought religious pasta this week &#8211; and I&#8217;m not talking about the flying spaghetti monster. Looking for wholewheat pasta, I came across some penne made from &#8220;freshly sprouted, certified organically grown whole grains, legumes, and seeds&#8221; and thought, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2008\/02\/05\/holy-penne-batman\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-silliness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=122"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}