{"id":123,"date":"2008-02-06T14:23:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-06T14:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2008\/02\/06\/these-boots-were-made-for-erm-walking\/"},"modified":"2008-02-06T14:23:00","modified_gmt":"2008-02-06T14:23:00","slug":"these-boots-were-made-for-erm-walking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2008\/02\/06\/these-boots-were-made-for-erm-walking\/","title":{"rendered":"These boots were made for, erm, walking?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/health\/7225828.stm\">According to this story on the BBC<\/a>, I should maybe think about revising the upper height limit I&#8217;ve imposed on the heels of my elusive pair of perfect <a href=\"http:\/\/vwxynot.blogspot.com\/2008\/01\/random-bullets-of-questions.html\">boots<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Talking of strange medicine, a gust of wind almost made me sick yesterday. I was walking around a corner, yapping away on my phone, and a huge gust blew straight into my open mouth and triggered my gag reflex. Luckily I hadn&#8217;t eaten or drunk anything for a few hours, but it was almost nasty. Is this a first?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to this story on the BBC, I should maybe think about revising the upper height limit I&#8217;ve imposed on the heels of my elusive pair of perfect boots. Talking of strange medicine, a gust of wind almost made me &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2008\/02\/06\/these-boots-were-made-for-erm-walking\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,18,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-freakishness","category-medicine","category-silliness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=123"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}