{"id":1482,"date":"2011-11-07T20:57:42","date_gmt":"2011-11-07T20:57:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/?p=1482"},"modified":"2011-11-07T23:41:05","modified_gmt":"2011-11-07T23:41:05","slug":"i-always-know-everything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2011\/11\/07\/i-always-know-everything\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I always know everything&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>^^quote by my youngest nephew, then four years old (he&#8217;s now ten, still knows everything, and wants to be a lawyer, FSM help us all).<\/p>\n<p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p>I spent Friday in an all-day symposium at my institute, on the subject of tumour biomarkers and personalised medicine. It was a really interesting event &#8211; encompassing discussions of health economics and ethics as well as scientific presentations by physicians, pathologists, and omicists &#8211; and a very welcome change of pace after finally clearing all my deadlines. As usual the details are unbloggable&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;but luckily the ubiquitous feedback questionnaire provided some good fodder.<\/p>\n<p>The tick-box options across the top of the form were as follows:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Not at all \/ Slightly \/ Moderately \/ Mostly \/ Completely<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>and the list of questions started innocuously enough, with a question about whether the symposium had been relevant to my professional interests.<\/p>\n<p>Next question: <em>&#8220;The symposium identified the gaps between biomarker need and discovery&#8221;.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Um&#8230; some of the presenters did cover the gaps issue very thoroughly, but I didn&#8217;t really feel like I could tick the &#8220;Completely&#8221; box. What if there are unknown unknowns?!<\/p>\n<p>After a few more standard feedback form questions, there was another one that didn&#8217;t seem compatible with the &#8220;Completely&#8221; option:<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;The symposium increased my knowledge&#8221;.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I did learn a lot from the symposium&#8230; but unlike my nephew, I don&#8217;t think that it increased my knowledge so comprehensively that I now know all the known knowns (and known unknowns) about every known thing.<\/p>\n<p>Not even about biomarkers.<\/p>\n<p>Right, I now have to attempt to find some incriminating photos of my nephew with which to blackmail him if he ever reads this post and decides to sue me&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>^^quote by my youngest nephew, then four years old (he&#8217;s now ten, still knows everything, and wants to be a lawyer, FSM help us all). ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I spent Friday in an all-day symposium at my institute, on the subject of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2011\/11\/07\/i-always-know-everything\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,6,26,58,18,88,3,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1482","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-career","category-conferences","category-english-language","category-family","category-medicine","category-rumsfeldian-symposia","category-science","category-silliness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1482","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1482"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1482\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}