{"id":1517,"date":"2011-11-24T03:01:41","date_gmt":"2011-11-24T03:01:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/?p=1517"},"modified":"2011-11-24T03:07:41","modified_gmt":"2011-11-24T03:07:41","slug":"things-to-do-in-couver-when-youre-weird","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2011\/11\/24\/things-to-do-in-couver-when-youre-weird\/","title":{"rendered":"Things to do in &#8216;couver when you&#8217;re weird"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>These ads that appeared in my Facebook feed the other day confuse and frighten me:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/files\/2011\/11\/Picture-7.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1518\" src=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/files\/2011\/11\/Picture-7.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"316\" height=\"401\" srcset=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/files\/2011\/11\/Picture-7.png 316w, https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/files\/2011\/11\/Picture-7-236x300.png 236w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 316px) 100vw, 316px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I hadn&#8217;t realised that breeding grotesquely oversized kittehs was A Thing in Vancouver&#8230; or maybe that&#8217;s just what happens when you buy breakthrough peptide-based treatments from the internet&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m very excited to hear about this new alternative to expensive stem cells, by the way. Lord knows I&#8217;d be buying waaaaaaay more stem cells than I am now if they were just a leeeeetle bit cheaper&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Happy Thanksgiving to my American friends!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These ads that appeared in my Facebook feed the other day confuse and frighten me: I hadn&#8217;t realised that breeding grotesquely oversized kittehs was A Thing in Vancouver&#8230; or maybe that&#8217;s just what happens when you buy breakthrough peptide-based treatments &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2011\/11\/24\/things-to-do-in-couver-when-youre-weird\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,21,53,18,64,90,70,25,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1517","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-people","category-freakishness","category-furry-friends","category-medicine","category-pseudoscience","category-screenshots","category-shopping","category-silliness","category-vancouver"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1517","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1517"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1517\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}