{"id":157,"date":"2008-04-01T21:09:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-01T21:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2008\/04\/01\/6-word-autobiography-meme\/"},"modified":"2008-04-01T21:09:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-01T21:09:00","slug":"6-word-autobiography-meme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2008\/04\/01\/6-word-autobiography-meme\/","title":{"rendered":"6 word autobiography meme"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another day, another meme! This one is from <a href=\"http:\/\/girlyscientist.blogspot.com\/2008\/03\/six-word-meme.html\">ScienceGirl<\/a>, and here are the instructions:<\/p>\n<div>1. Write your own six word memoir<\/p>\n<p>2. Post it on your blog and include a visual illustration if you\u2019d like<\/p>\n<p>3. Link to the person that tagged you in your post and to this original post if possible so we can track it as it travels across the blogosphere<\/p>\n<p>4. Tag five more blogs with links<\/p>\n<p>5. And don\u2019t forget to leave a comment on the tagged blogs with an invitation to play<\/p>\n<p>The first one that comes to mind is:<\/p><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div><strong>Love blogging but suck at memes<\/strong><\/div>\n<p><strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<div>Seriously though, this is tough. If I&#8217;d been asked for one sentence it would have been easy:<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>&#8220;It&#8217;s better to regret doing something, than to regret <em>not <\/em>doing it&#8221;. <\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div>I can&#8217;t seem to distill that though.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Maybe it&#8217;ll be easier if I break this down into separate areas of my life.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p>My career:<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div><strong>Left academia, missed it, came back<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>My decision to apply to stay in Canada after my initial 2 year work visa expired:<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div><strong>Came for job, stayed for men<\/p>\n<p><\/strong><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_Xjsb8ObOj0k\/R_OXQwhXODI\/AAAAAAAAAKU\/FRIsoxwjn94\/s1600-h\/mountie.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_Xjsb8ObOj0k\/R_OXQwhXODI\/AAAAAAAAAKU\/FRIsoxwjn94\/s320\/mountie.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(well, one man in particular, but men is funnier. Yes, that&#8217;s me in the photo, taken in 2002 before I met Mr E Man!)<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div>Talking of which, Mr E Man inadvertently came up with his own 6 word biography of me on Sunday. I was trying to talk to him about <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/sport1\/hi\/football\/eng_prem\/7309369.stm\">a certain excellent football result <\/a>while he was watching The Godfather, which wasn&#8217;t going down too well. <\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p>He said something like, &#8220;this is a very complex plot and I need to make sure I don&#8217;t miss anything important&#8221;.<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div>I replied, &#8220;well, I&#8217;m very complex too, maybe you should make sure you don&#8217;t miss anything important that I say&#8221;. <\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div>He replied, &#8220;you&#8217;re not complex and I won&#8217;t miss anything important. It&#8217;ll just be <strong>Newcastle blah blah science blah blah<\/strong>&#8220;.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div>To sum up:<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div><strong>You&#8217;re funny; divorce lawyer on standby.<\/p>\n<p><span>Erm, tags&#8230; if you&#8217;d like to join in, please consider yourself tagged! Is that OK?<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another day, another meme! This one is from ScienceGirl, and here are the instructions: 1. Write your own six word memoir 2. Post it on your blog and include a visual illustration if you\u2019d like 3. 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