{"id":1591,"date":"2011-12-19T16:38:03","date_gmt":"2011-12-19T16:38:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/?p=1591"},"modified":"2011-12-19T16:56:46","modified_gmt":"2011-12-19T16:56:46","slug":"happy-holidays","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2011\/12\/19\/happy-holidays\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Holidays!"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Thank you for your email.<\/p>\n

I am on vacation and will respond to your message as soon as possible when I return to the office on December 29th.<\/p>\n

Happy Holidays!”<\/p>\n

Are there any words in the English language sweeter (for the writer) than these?<\/p>\n

We’re getting ready to leave for my sister-in-law’s place, and are frantically filling the car with clothes, ski gear, snow chains, and lots and lots of prezzies! There are wrapping paper off-cuts and boxes all over the house, which is more fun for some than for others:<\/p>\n

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"Um, Dr. Schrodinger? We may have a problem..."<\/p><\/div>\n

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My nephews have been IMing me every time I log into Facebook for a\u00a0couple\u00a0of weeks now, wondering when we’re coming and why we can’t get there sooner – well, they just have a few more hours to wait!<\/p>\n

I hope all my readers have a wonderful festive season full of family, friends, feasting and fun, whichever holiday(s) you may celebrate!<\/a><\/p>\n

NOW GO AND VOTE!!!<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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