{"id":1643,"date":"2008-05-12T14:51:50","date_gmt":"2008-05-12T14:51:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2008\/05\/12\/natural_selection_at_work_in_my_garden\/"},"modified":"2008-05-12T14:51:50","modified_gmt":"2008-05-12T14:51:50","slug":"natural_selection_at_work_in_my_garden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2008\/05\/12\/natural_selection_at_work_in_my_garden\/","title":{"rendered":"Natural selection at work in my garden"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I spent most of yesterday trying to make my garden look like less of a disgrace. My mother-in-law&#8217;s patented &#8220;let&#8217;s see the positive at all times&#8221; observation that &#8220;your garden looks so colourful!&#8221; made me realise that it really was time to get rid of some of the hundreds of dandelions, and get my seeds in at the same time. (I know it&#8217;s probably the wrong time of year &#8211; but then I take a Darwinian approach to growing vegetables. Plant all the seeds at once and the ones that survive will obviously be the best (and hopefully tastiest) specimens).<br \/>\nI filled an entire bin full of the thousands of dandelions and other assorted weeds; dug in some satisfyingly dark, rich compost; transplanted my tomato plants; seeded courgettes, onions, peas and cucumbers in the aforementioned haphazard fashion; and, due to the inconvenient ban on using Agent Orange, had to tackle the lawn with our trusty, rusty old push-mower.<br \/>\nThe exercise brought up some questions:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>why have all those years of artificial selection produced tomatoes that are easily killed by the slightest hint of gardening incompetence? Two have fallen over and the other one is a bit yellow. I followed all instructions to the letter. Some kind of evolutionary trade-off I suppose.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>is there any other plant that has evolved to reproduce as successfully as the dandelion? Its seeds have to have one of the most efficient dispersal systems in all of nature, and those roots&#8230; why can&#8217;t tomatoes have roots like that? Of course, the evolutionary trade-off in this case is that dandelion heads are easily dealt with before seed dispersal if the local selective pressures include cigarette lighters. Setting fire to millions of dandelion clocks is <strong>fun<\/strong>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>my lawn includes various types of grass, daisies, clover, billions of dandelions, and at least three other weed species. Can I claim it as a biodiversity project and get a government grant of some kind?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>can growing trillions of dandelions count as a carbon offset?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I have a lot to learn about <del>being a grownup<\/del> gardening.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I spent most of yesterday trying to make my garden look like less of a disgrace. My mother-in-law&#8217;s patented &#8220;let&#8217;s see the positive at all times&#8221; observation that &#8220;your garden looks so colourful!&#8221; made me realise that it really was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2008\/05\/12\/natural_selection_at_work_in_my_garden\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1643","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1643","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1643"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1643\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}