Received five minutes ago
\nSubject: “A report on radiation contamination of Canada”
\nBody of email: “On Internet forums there appeared messages of a powerful explosion at a Canada nuclear power station located in the suburbs of Ontario..”<\/p>\n
\n“According to witnesses’ statements the explosion happened at about 3 pm on the 9th of September.
\nIn particular, one resident of this town has made a call and had time to inform her relatives that connection in the town was being cut off in order not to let people phone somebody.
\nShe insists that the explosion really took place at the nuclear power station, and that it was a really powerful one, and now the radiation cloud is moving. This information is being unofficially confirmed in public agents’ private conversations.
\nBesides, local residents place pictures of the explosion consequences and victims’ bodies in their blogs.
\nThe photo’s attached to this email!
\nSend this email to your friends!”
\nNah, I don’t think I’ll pass your “quarantined attachment” on to my friends. I’ll just post your ridiculous email on the internet for general mockery.
\nStarting with: where are “the suburbs of Ontario”? I didn’t know that provinces can have suburbs. Maybe no-one else did either, which is why no-one’s noticed that a large part of the country has been missing for over 24 hours…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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