{"id":1701,"date":"2009-02-22T22:31:38","date_gmt":"2009-02-22T22:31:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/02\/22\/i_wish_to_register_a_complaint\/"},"modified":"2009-02-22T22:31:38","modified_gmt":"2009-02-22T22:31:38","slug":"i_wish_to_register_a_complaint","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/02\/22\/i_wish_to_register_a_complaint\/","title":{"rendered":"I wish to register a complaint!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Nature Publishing Group,<br \/>\nWhen I worked in Marketing, I was responsible for placing a rather expensive advertising campaign within your august pages. As a result I developed a good working relationship with one of your advertising reps, who was kind enough to bestow several of your branded promotional items upon me.<br \/>\nNow, the memory stick is great. I tell everyone in my new institute &#8220;oh, that? It came free with my last paper&#8221;. Ditto the mug. My husband gets lots of comments and questions about the t-shirt I passed on to him after realising that I could actually wear it over my coat. And the red plastic piggy bank is positively adorable.<br \/>\nBut the frisbee?<br \/>\nWell, let&#8217;s just say that it needs some refinement.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3389\/3301015161_78b298242b_b.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" \/><br \/>\n<em>This is an ex-frisbee<\/em><br \/>\nWe had fun though:<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3580\/3301012861_56aa595f65_b.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" \/><br \/>\nAnd here&#8217;s a gratuitous &#8220;isn&#8217;t Vancouver lovely?&#8221; photo for you to enjoy while you work on Frisbee 2.0<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3527\/3301013977_1f47cf64e5_b.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" \/><br \/>\nI would be more than happy to test any prototype. And another t-shirt (Medium).<br \/>\nThank you for your attention<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Nature Publishing Group, When I worked in Marketing, I was responsible for placing a rather expensive advertising campaign within your august pages. As a result I developed a good working relationship with one of your advertising reps, who was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/02\/22\/i_wish_to_register_a_complaint\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1701"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1701\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}