{"id":1745,"date":"2009-08-10T20:40:06","date_gmt":"2009-08-10T20:40:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/08\/10\/gloom_gloom\/"},"modified":"2009-08-10T20:40:06","modified_gmt":"2009-08-10T20:40:06","slug":"gloom_gloom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/08\/10\/gloom_gloom\/","title":{"rendered":"Gloom gloom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a time of great gloom and doom for the Toon, aka Newcastle United Football Club, aka &#8220;can I get a refund on these black and white striped genes you gave me, Dad?&#8221;.<br \/>\nBut there was a brief glimmer of sunshine today, when I happened to right-click an image on my favourite fans&#8217; website and a Geordie pop-up, well, popped up.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/19344191@N00\/3808490097\/\" title=\"nufc by wonder_brit, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2451\/3808490097_e0bc26642d_b.jpg\" width=\"1024\" height=\"818\" alt=\"nufc\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nHeh.<br \/>\nRight, well, laughing time over, back to &#8220;we&#8217;re all doooooooooooomed&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a time of great gloom and doom for the Toon, aka Newcastle United Football Club, aka &#8220;can I get a refund on these black and white striped genes you gave me, Dad?&#8221;. But there was a brief glimmer of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/08\/10\/gloom_gloom\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1745","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1745","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1745"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1745\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}