{"id":179,"date":"2008-05-06T00:23:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-06T00:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2008\/05\/06\/random-bullets-of-lazy-posting\/"},"modified":"2008-05-06T00:23:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-06T00:23:00","slug":"random-bullets-of-lazy-posting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2008\/05\/06\/random-bullets-of-lazy-posting\/","title":{"rendered":"Random bullets of lazy posting"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>I have discovered a new diet. It is called the Don&#8217;t Bring Any Food To Work, Forget Your Wallet, And Don&#8217;t Have Time To Find Someone Who Can Lend You Any Lunch Money Diet. 100% success guaranteed. May cause stomach to growl audibly while talking to your boss. Send me $29.99 and I&#8217;ll tell you how it works!<\/li>\n<li>As with my last big grant deadline, I have made up a new word this week. Unformation &#8211; unhelpful information.<\/li>\n<li>A mother-in-law who is a keen gardener but says &#8220;your garden looks so colourful!&#8221; instead of &#8220;my goodness, what a lot of dandelions!&#8221; is a wonderful thing.<\/li>\n<li>It is best to check the wedding video your friend kindly made for you for inappropriate comments about kilts and wedding nights before watching it for the first time with your mother-in-law. (In retrospect we shouldn&#8217;t have allowed said friend to interview our other guests after they&#8217;d been at the open bar for a couple of hours).<\/li>\n<li>A mother-in-law who doesn&#8217;t comment on the above is an even more wonderful thing.<\/li>\n<li>There is nothing cuter than two cats playing together in a box that is too small for them, alternating between play fighting and cleaning each other&#8217;s ears.<\/li>\n<li>Young nephews will tend to agree with the above sentiment.<\/li>\n<li>Cats will tend to run away from said nephews.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The weekend was fun, but a little chaotic! Big deadline this week! Proper posts soon&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have discovered a new diet. It is called the Don&#8217;t Bring Any Food To Work, Forget Your Wallet, And Don&#8217;t Have Time To Find Someone Who Can Lend You Any Lunch Money Diet. 100% success guaranteed. May cause stomach &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2008\/05\/06\/random-bullets-of-lazy-posting\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,26,53,48,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drunkenness","category-english-language","category-furry-friends","category-grant-wrangling","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=179"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}