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If only everyone knew how easy it can be to solve complex, deap-seated medical problems!<\/p>\n

\"antidepress\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Looks legit – it’s on Wikipedia, after all. I mean, sure, there’s a disclaimer – but they only have to put those in for legal reasons. Stoopid lawyers!<\/p>\n

Now if only the medical community could be convinced… of course, they’re all in thrall to Big Pharma, who don’t want anyone to be cured of anything, ever<\/em>, as long as they keep buying those pills! But maybe we can find some vibrational frequencies that will help them get the message!<\/p>\n

But wait – there’s more!<\/p>\n

\"iAspirin\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Don’t worry – if you imagine that you might have an iAspirin iAllergy, you could always try this one:<\/p>\n

\"iPainkiller\"<\/a><\/p>\n

I’ve never lost mine, mate, but for those who have:<\/p>\n

\"iMojo\"<\/a><\/p>\n

And finally:<\/p>\n

\"iSleep\"<\/a><\/p>\n

YAWN<\/em>. See – it works!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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