{"id":2226,"date":"2012-12-23T21:04:59","date_gmt":"2012-12-23T21:04:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/?p=2226"},"modified":"2012-12-23T21:09:14","modified_gmt":"2012-12-23T21:09:14","slug":"vote-you-bastards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2012\/12\/23\/vote-you-bastards\/","title":{"rendered":"VOTE, YOU BASTARDS!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I only have 15 usable votes so far in the <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2012\/12\/11\/fourth-annual-vwxynot-readers-choice-comment-of-the-year-award\/\">2012 Comment of the Year award<\/a>, despite the post having had more than 100 unique hits! Please follow the link to remedy this unacceptable situation, if you have not already done so.<\/p>\n<p>As an incentive \/ thank you, here&#8217;s a photo of <del>Grumpy Cat<\/del> Her Maj on the new $20 bill.\u00a0My friends and I have had <del>hours<\/del> minutes of fun imagining what she&#8217;s thinking; most captions so far are along the lines of &#8220;I\u00a0<em>know\u00a0<\/em>you&#8217;re just going to spend this on maple syrup and beer. Or possibly <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/enniscath\/status\/282596069035110400\">maple beer<\/a>. Filthy Canadians&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"IMG_3338 by VWXYNot, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/89085608@N05\/8300664059\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"IMG_3338\" src=\"http:\/\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8216\/8300664059_94c718f6e8_z.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"478\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I had to donate some of these to the local food bank to get over the guilt, judgement and shame I feel every time I spend one of them on something frivolous.<\/p>\n<p>Bonus incentive: the most Vancouvery Christmas song of all time, from local band Said the Whale.<\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/youtu.be\/-8BOkodfHWo<\/p>\n<p>Happy Holidays, everyone! Now go and <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2012\/12\/11\/fourth-annual-vwxynot-readers-choice-comment-of-the-year-award\/\">VOTE!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I only have 15 usable votes so far in the 2012 Comment of the Year award, despite the post having had more than 100 unique hits! Please follow the link to remedy this unacceptable situation, if you have not already &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2012\/12\/23\/vote-you-bastards\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45,5,41,12,35,25,40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-canada","category-drunkenness","category-meta","category-music","category-photos","category-silliness","category-videos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2226"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2226\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}