{"id":2488,"date":"2014-01-06T02:57:23","date_gmt":"2014-01-06T02:57:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/?p=2488"},"modified":"2014-01-06T02:57:23","modified_gmt":"2014-01-06T02:57:23","slug":"destroying-the-last-shreds-of-mr-e-mans-anonymity-for-the-sake-of-a-good-pun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2014\/01\/06\/destroying-the-last-shreds-of-mr-e-mans-anonymity-for-the-sake-of-a-good-pun\/","title":{"rendered":"Destroying the last shreds of Mr E Man’s anonymity for the sake of a good pun"},"content":{"rendered":"

Me: “Have you seen my bookmark?”<\/p>\n

Him: “It’s in your hand”<\/p>\n

Me: “…”<\/p>\n

Me: “No, not ‘have you seen my book, Mark?’. I meant ‘have you seen my bookmark, Mark?'”<\/p>\n

(Mark will continue to be referred to as Mr E Man on this blog, because a) I think it’s funny and b) I like it when he comes with me to meet bloggers and they call him Mr E Man to his face and he gets confused)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Me: “Have you seen my bookmark?” Him: “It’s in your hand” Me: “…” Me: “No, not ‘have you seen my book, Mark?’. I meant ‘have you seen my bookmark, Mark?’” (Mark will continue to be referred to as Mr E … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[104,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-with-language","category-silliness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2488"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2488\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}