{"id":255,"date":"2008-08-24T00:46:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-24T00:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2008\/08\/24\/random-bullets-of-calgary\/"},"modified":"2008-08-24T00:46:00","modified_gmt":"2008-08-24T00:46:00","slug":"random-bullets-of-calgary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2008\/08\/24\/random-bullets-of-calgary\/","title":{"rendered":"Random bullets of Calgary"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold\">You know your flight is ridiculously early when:<\/span><br \/>The airport Starbucks isn&#8217;t open yet<br \/>You have to wait for the security line-up to open<br \/>The sight of the in-flight tea and cookies makes you feel nauseous<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold\">You know you&#8217;re in Calgary when:<\/span><br \/>Someone shows up in a stetson<br \/>Your meeting is supposed to be about cancer, but keeps veering off into discussions about beef cattle and oil<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold\">You know the bigwig PIs have accepted you when:<\/span><br \/>They sign you into the swanky Air Canada members&#8217; lounge so you can have a free drink before your return flight<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold\">You achieve this by:<\/span><br \/>Letting them play with your iPhone<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold\">By the numbers:<\/span><br \/>Men in the meeting: 16<br \/>Women: 2<br \/>Female PIs: 0<br \/>Non-Caucasians: 1<br \/>People wearing a suit, other than me: 0<br \/>iPhones: 2<br \/>Blackberries: 3<br \/>Comments about the iPhones: oh, hundreds.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know your flight is ridiculously early when:The airport Starbucks isn&#8217;t open yetYou have to wait for the security line-up to openThe sight of the in-flight tea and cookies makes you feel nauseous You know you&#8217;re in Calgary when:Someone shows &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2008\/08\/24\/random-bullets-of-calgary\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-career","category-silliness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=255"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}