{"id":273,"date":"2008-09-21T19:50:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-21T19:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2008\/09\/21\/omg-guys\/"},"modified":"2008-09-21T19:50:00","modified_gmt":"2008-09-21T19:50:00","slug":"omg-guys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2008\/09\/21\/omg-guys\/","title":{"rendered":"OMG guys"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am sooooo hungover.<\/p>\n

It was a party of such awesomeness that we didn’t get home until 3, then crashed out on the sofa before waking up and going to bed at 6. I really am too old for such behaviour.<\/p>\n

These photos are from my phone because I completely forgot to take my camera.<\/p>\n

The venue was classy<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Boats, bridges and buildings seen from the deck<\/span><\/div>\n

Downstairs: funky DJ, steak, lamb chops, chicken, “fun money” casino
Upstairs: jazz quartet, sushi, crab legs, prawns, freshly seared tuna, gag reel and set photos on a loop<\/p>\n

There was THE MOST AWESOME BAR FEATURE EVER<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Glasses cooling on a big block of ice<\/span><\/div>\n

<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Night at the Museum ice sculpture. Note funnels at top<\/span><\/div>\n

<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Mr E Man being shown how to collect his drink by a very nice, very drunk lady whose stiletto heels kept slipping into the gaps between the planks on the deck. Talking to her was very distracting.<\/span><\/div>\n

<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>My blue drink spiralling through the ice. Mmmmmm, frosty. And, blue.<\/span><\/div>\n

There was poker<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Mr E Man collecting his winnings<\/span><\/div>\n

and, as previously mentioned, an open bar<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>This is what we got as our last order when they called time at the bar. (We gave away the Coronas to someone who’d missed the call). EcoGeoFemme<\/a> recently queried<\/a> the existence of a TUD (totally unnecessary drink). The crantini was a TUD. <\/span><\/div>\n

No movie star sightings, although I did play poker with Ricky Gervais’ stand in. And I chatted to the visual effects coordinator, a lovely woman who is only 25. Oh, and I met an awesome female trainee pilot from Mexico City.<\/p>\n

When I switched my phone on this morning, there was a very, very dodgy website showing as the last site accessed on the browser. I was most confused, until Mr E Man reminded me what happened at the end of the party. We slotted ourselves into an ongoing conversation, in which someone was deriding his friend for buying a Blackberry and saying that it took way too long to download porn. I pulled out my iPhone, and the Blackberry owner and I had a race to see who could find something that I will just call a very specialised niche in the pornography market<\/span> the fastest.<\/p>\n

I won! Yay, iPhone!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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