{"id":345,"date":"2009-01-16T03:14:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-16T03:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/01\/16\/tales-from-the-crapt-crypt\/"},"modified":"2009-01-16T03:14:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-16T03:14:00","slug":"tales-from-the-crapt-crypt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/01\/16\/tales-from-the-crapt-crypt\/","title":{"rendered":"Tales from the Crapt Crypt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have all kinds of long blog posts planned in my head &#8211; but no time to write them! So instead I will share a short but disturbing tale of horror from my office. Specifically, the dreaded unisex office bathroom*.<\/p>\n<p>Now, on a good day I actually like my nearest loos. Those of us on even-numbered floors get two of the single room, self-contained type, with everything including the the sink hidden safely behind a lockable door. People on the odd numbered floors get the inferior, but at least gender-segregated, multi-stall bathrooms. (They often prefer to use ours instead, causing some long waits at times). I don&#8217;t really mind sharing with my male colleagues. I just wish they would remember to a) flush and b) lock the door; I&#8217;ve walked in on three different guys in the last year, including two different guys on one particularly memorable day.<\/p>\n<p>So. My story. I entered one of the bathrooms yesterday to find that someone had lovingly draped a long piece of loo paper over the wall-mounted handrail. And I do mean long &#8211; almost touching the floor at both ends. It looked perfectly clean and dry. I can only assume that some environmentally conscious person had taken too much paper from the roll and, rather than waste it by flushing it away <s>like a normal person<\/s>, left the unused portion for the next visitor.<\/p>\n<p>Am I just being squeamish and untrusting, or is this an example of horrible unisex office bathroom etiquette? Or just horrible bathroom etiquette in general? (I definitely wouldn&#8217;t do this at home, even though I only share with my husband).<\/p>\n<p>I obviously didn&#8217;t touch the paper. But it was gone a few hours later. I don&#8217;t think the cleaners had been in, because there were no new rolls of paper and the bin was still full of paper towels. I really, really hope that <span style=\"color:#000000\">the <\/span>person who took it was the same person who left it there in the first place&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:85%\">*I did my postdoc on a different floor of the same building. We kept trying to segregate the bathrooms by sex &#8211; a logical step, you&#8217;d think, especially as one of the two rooms on each even-numbered floor has features required only by women &#8211; but some unknown person kept ripping the &#8220;Men&#8221; and &#8220;Women&#8221; signs down and putting them in the trash. Apparently this was a building-wide phenomenon. People on all floors have now given up and accepted their unisex betoileted state.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have all kinds of long blog posts planned in my head &#8211; but no time to write them! So instead I will share a short but disturbing tale of horror from my office. Specifically, the dreaded unisex office bathroom*. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/01\/16\/tales-from-the-crapt-crypt\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-freakishness","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=345"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}