{"id":355,"date":"2009-02-06T00:18:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-06T00:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/02\/06\/dont-panic\/"},"modified":"2009-02-06T00:18:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-06T00:18:00","slug":"dont-panic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/02\/06\/dont-panic\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t panic!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After starting to recover from this week&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/vwxynot.blogspot.com\/2009\/02\/caths-nine-stages-of-fucking-up-at-work.html\">shenanigans<\/a>, I spotted this sign on the <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/magazine\/7869458.stm\">BBC website <\/a>and I knew what I had to do.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_Xjsb8ObOj0k\/SYuCNacy3mI\/AAAAAAAAAxk\/2lYoqdFy-ZA\/s1600-h\/_45443395_poster_226320.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_Xjsb8ObOj0k\/SYuCNacy3mI\/AAAAAAAAAxk\/2lYoqdFy-ZA\/s400\/_45443395_poster_226320.gif\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div>Yup, it was promptly printed, cropped, and stuck on my wall, next to my calendar. I hope it works.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\n<p>I still don&#8217;t have the final files for Very Important Submission, by the way.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After starting to recover from this week&#8217;s shenanigans, I spotted this sign on the BBC website and I knew what I had to do. Yup, it was promptly printed, cropped, and stuck on my wall, next to my calendar. I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/02\/06\/dont-panic\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-career","category-silliness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=355"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}