{"id":374,"date":"2009-03-13T14:27:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-13T14:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/03\/13\/the-hidden-messages-in-birthday-cards\/"},"modified":"2009-03-13T14:27:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-13T14:27:00","slug":"the-hidden-messages-in-birthday-cards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/03\/13\/the-hidden-messages-in-birthday-cards\/","title":{"rendered":"The hidden messages in birthday cards"},"content":{"rendered":"

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“Remember how pretty your home town is? Isn’t it lovely? When are you moving back?”<\/div>\n
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“Dude, can you believe we’re in our thirties???!!!! <\/span>Just remember that I will always be four months younger than you”<\/div>\n
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“Hey, I told the Vatican about your drunk dialling exploits<\/a> in Glasgow, and they’re sending their elite water skiing nun hit squad to come and get you”<\/div>\n
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Um…. dunno, any ideas?!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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